We are gentrifying The Time Machine and taking a short trip back in time to Cabrini Green to visit Nia Dacosta’s Candyman. Timestamps: :19 Intro John Carpenter is slangin old VHS tapes Vera Farmiga is singing Iron Maiden Tim is eating Flamin’ Hot Doritos Wings 13:18 The Time Machine Willie tries to guess which 2020 […]
Read MoreThe 2022 Honor Roll Episode 6: Let’s Talk about X, Baby
Let’s talk about you and me. Let’s talk about all the good movies, and the bad ones, that may be. :01 Intro A formal apology to Dr. Michael Morbius 2:20 X Charting Ti West’s growth as a filmmaker after a recent re-watch of all of his horror features 16:13 Master A bonus review of 7/11 […]
Read MoreTiny Terror: Potato Chips From Around the World
Join us as we taste test a grab-bag of potato chip flavors including: Roasted Garlic Oyster, Spicy Crayfish, Fried Crab, and some non-seafood flavored ones as well. WARNING: We do chew near the microphone a lot on this episode.
Read MoreHorrorhound Weekend Cincinnati 2022 Recap
We left The HMY Time Machine in the garage this week and took our regular cars to Cincinnati and Horrorhound weekend! Our favorite cosplay costumes! The coolest things we bought! And some awkward celebrity interactions! It’s all here on this special episode of Horror Movie Yearbook.
Read MoreTiny Terror: Which Sonic Characters Make Us Thirsty?
Alex joins us once again to talk about some outstanding listener feedback, The Batman, and the sexiest Sonic the Hedgehog characters.
Read MoreThe 2022 Honor Roll Episode 5: Tim’s Phone is Disgusting
Tim watches five movies and determines which ones he likes enough to make his “Honor Roll”. Timestamps :01 Intro Tim makes his picks for the 2022 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament 6:30 Fresh Tim likes Sebastian Stan now 13:54 The Weekend Away Tim details his failures as a modern viewer in the streaming age 22:54 Suicide […]
Read MoreFriday the 13th Part 3 Commentary
We are mixing it up this week and sitting down to record a commentary…IN 3D! We think you can listen to this without watching along, but it will be more fun if you sync up and watch with Willie, Tim, and our special guest, Alex! The commentary starts around 5:35 into the episode
Read MoreTiny Terror: Garbage People Superfight!
The HMY trio is playing horror superfight! Who will win this suspenseful smackdown!?! The answer–as always–is you, the listener.
Read MoreThe 2022 Honor Roll Episode 4: Haikus for Leatherface
:01 Intro https://www.unicefusa.org/ 2:10 Texas Chainsaw Massacre Leatherface goes “splatterpunk” and haiku reviews of all of the sequels 12:21 A Banquet A defense of purposelessness 17:42 Hellbender Gen X parenting and witchcraft 24:11 H.P. Lovecraft’s Monster Portal What else can we slap Lovecraft’s name on to make some money? 29:44 No Exit 5 plot point […]
Read MoreClass of 1958: Horror of Dracula
We are loading up the Time Machine and heading to Bray Studios to check out the first Hammer Studios Dracula flick: Horror of Dracula. Timestamps: :19 Intro Listener submitted pizza recipes Lance Henriksen’s pottery passion A Great Clips Horror Story 31:32 The Time Machine 1958 A brief history of Hammer Studios leading up to Horror […]
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