Class of 2021: Candyman

We are gentrifying The Time Machine and taking a short trip back in time to Cabrini Green to visit Nia Dacosta’s Candyman. Timestamps: :19 Intro John Carpenter is slangin old VHS tapes Vera Farmiga is singing Iron Maiden Tim is eating Flamin’ Hot Doritos Wings 13:18 The Time Machine Willie tries to guess which 2020 […]

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The 2022 Honor Roll Episode 4: Haikus for Leatherface

:01 Intro https://www.unicefusa.org/ 2:10 Texas Chainsaw Massacre Leatherface goes “splatterpunk” and haiku reviews of all of the sequels 12:21 A Banquet A defense of purposelessness 17:42 Hellbender Gen X parenting and witchcraft 24:11 H.P. Lovecraft’s Monster Portal What else can we slap Lovecraft’s name on to make some money? 29:44 No Exit 5 plot point […]

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Class of 1958: Horror of Dracula

We are loading up the Time Machine and heading to Bray Studios to check out the first Hammer Studios Dracula flick: Horror of Dracula. Timestamps: :19 Intro Listener submitted pizza recipes Lance Henriksen’s pottery passion A Great Clips Horror Story 31:32 The Time Machine 1958 A brief history of Hammer Studios leading up to Horror […]

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